I know some of you are sitting there wondering if perhaps I have been captured and eaten by cannibals, or buried under a city by my vengeful, long-lost brother. Rest assured, I have not. I have simply been attacked by Real Life^TM much more than I typically like to be instead of being elbow-deep in hawt bondage threesome.

Title: "Peace Offerings"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This installment is in the R to NC-17 range for smut and language.
Notes/Summary: Part #16 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #14 on the un_love_you prompt table. Thanks to sanginmychains and demotu for giving this the sweet, sweet beta-fu.

( From the bed, he’s got a clear view of both of them. )

Title: "Control"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This installment is in the R to NC-17 range for semi-explicit smut and language.
Notes/Summary: Part Fourteen of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #12 on the un_love_you prompt table. Thanks to sanginmychains for giving this the sweet, sweet beta-fu.

A handful of things to know that will enhance your reading experience:
- Magic Roundabout: an area in Splott with public art made out of street signs. Attractive by day, it's got a reputation for being a good place to pick up a prostitute at night.
- Gog refers to a person from North Wales, as well as the dialect spoken there.
- "dim problem" is "no problem" in Welsh.
- St. David's 2
- Mr Blobby
- Stephen Milligan, whose death was significant.

And now, #14:

( Hello. This is Ianto Jones. I’m sorry I can’t take your call. Please leave me a message and... )

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Title: "No Brakes"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy. Oh and the dish and the spoon are totally doing it.
Rating: Series is predominantly hard NC-17. This installment is in the PG-ish range for language.
Notes/Summary: Part Twelve of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #10 on the un_love_you prompt table. Thanks to demotu for giving this the sweet, sweet beta-fu.

( Ianto is very, very careful about his diary. )

Title: "Primitive Notion"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto
Rating: Series is predominantly hard NC-17. This installment is in that range for smut, kink (bondage, D/s, flogging, electroplay), and language.
Notes/Summary: Part Ten of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #8 on the un_love_you prompt table. Thanks to demotu for giving this the sweet, sweet beta-fu, and for aibhinn for giving it a quick looking over as well.

( Andy hangs by his wrists, gripping the insides of a pair of heavy leather suspension cuffs. )