Title: "One Calamity"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Andy/Gwen (male-bodied), Gwen/Rhys, just a touch of Jack/Ianto in the background.
Rating: Explicit (sexual situations, language)
Notes: References to "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang" and Almost Perfect. Thanks to sanginmychains and kel_reily for giving this the sweet, hot beta-fu.
Summary: A workplace accident drives Gwen onto Andy's doorstep, but playing house never goes as well in practice as it does on paper.

( At a little after half-six, Andy decides to make a trip to the shops. )