the invisible lift

Yesterday's oatmeal-licious success has filled me with confidence. Also, oatmeal. Giving it another go today.

( 30 Days of Torchwood: Day Twenty Five - Your favourite Torchwood fan-fiction )

Road to hell, good intentions, blah, blah, blah.

Let's catch up, shall we?

( 30 Days of Torchwood: Day Twenty - Your favourite Owen moment )


( 30 Days of Torchwood: Day Twenty One - Your favourite Toshiko moment )


( 30 Days of Torchwood: Day Twenty Two - Who you’d shag, cliff and marry )


( 30 Days of Torchwood: Day Twenty Three - Your favourite Torchwood website )

Either I'm wearing my anti-nudging pants, or you folks are terrible at reminders.

It's okay. My pants and I forgive you. ;)

( 30 Days of Torchwood: Day Eighteen - Your favo(u)rite Ianto moment )

Okay, so clearly my whole midweek Internet situation is unkind right now. Time to play catch-up!

( 30 Days of Torchwood: Day Twelve -Your favo(u)rite couple scene )



( 30 Days of Torchwood: Day Thirteen - A piece of music you love from the series )



( 30 Days of Torchwood: Day Fourteen - Something you’d like to re-write in the series )

And the hits keep coming. Or something.

( 30 Days of Torchwood: Day Ten - Your favo(u)rite promo picture - MIRACLE DAY SPOILERS LIKE WHOA )

If there were a horse involved in this enterprise, I would be well and truly still on it. Take that, horse!

( 30 Days of Torchwood: Day Eight - Your favo(u)rite cast member )

BWONG! Day Four.

(But not that Day Four. I'm busy talking about that somewhere else.)

( 30 Days of Torchwood: Day Four - Your favo(u)rite alien )

Day Two. Where the action is.

( 30 Days of Torchwood: Day Two - Your favo(u)rite series )

On behalf of the Captain, I present the Official Invisible Lift Fic Index. We ask that you use it responsibly.

Have questions? Comments? Notice a glitch? Leave a comment here, or on the appropriate story post.




Standard Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash good looking men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.

Episodic Fic
Title: Hatful of Hollow
Rating: Ranges from PG to NC-17
Pairing(s):Jack/Ianto with occasional mention of others
Notes/Summary: My behind-the-scenes Jack/Ianto story. Starts just post "Countrycide" and finishes up at the end of S1 (with just a dash of "Last of the Time Lords"). Canon-friendly, includes material and dialogue from eps, deleted scenes, and the website.
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Title: Adam
Rating: Ranges from PG to R/NC-17
Notes/Summary: No one knows what happened to the real Ianto Jones. A longer treatment of the "Adam" short piece.
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Disambiguation AU
Rating: Ranges from PG to NC-17
Notes/Summary: Disambiguation sprang from a one-off fic I wrote at damalan's suggestion. It's a sandbox where I explore the exploits of a parallel Torchwood where the events of "End of Days" don't go as smoothly as they do in canon and Jack is still looking for the Doctor. Features Andy Davidson as a member of the team.

The Original
In which Ianto gets to know himself a little better.
Disambiguation (NC-17) (Ianto/Ianto, Jack/Ianto)

Disambiguation: In These Stones
In which we meet the team, Ianto heeds his own advice, and Andy has a profoundly bad day.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Owen, and mention of Ianto/Ianto. Possible hints and sideways mention of other pairings.
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"Montmartre" cluster
Rating: Varies (PG to R)
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Jack/Other (some OMC, historical)
Notes/Summary: A non-episodic group of loosely-connected stories, mostly about Jack's past. A work in progress, written and presented out of order.
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"It'll End in Tears" cluster
Rating: Adult (Varies)
Pairings: Ianto/Andy
Notes/Summary: A semi-episodic group of Ianto/Andy stories, presented in (mostly) chronological order. Kinky, and a little cruel. Also a work in progress, and will include stories from my un_love_you prompt table. (You can find that here, by the way.)
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Doctor Who Crossovers
The Doctor Still Dances (PG-13 - Jack/Ten, mention of others)
Three Girl Rhumba (PG)

Other Crossovers
Oh! You Pretty Things (NC-17) (Jack/Chris Skelton from Life on Mars)
Out of His Range (PG) (Crossover with Being Human)

Horizons Sing
Rating: Varies
Pairings: Ianto/Jack
Notes/Summary: My fics for the 2008 horizonssing challenge. Not a series, or even a cluster, but all take place between 2x13 - "Exit Wounds" and Doctor Who 4x13 - "Journey's End". May contain spoilers and explicit references to events from both S1 and S2 of Torchwood, and Doctor Who S1-S4.

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Stand-Alone Fic
[Archivist's note: looking for prompt table drabbles? Check here.]

Confessional (R) (Jack/Ianto)
Prickly (PG) (hints at Gwen/Owen)
Be All My Sins Remember'd (PG-13) (Angst warning)
Three Breaths Before He Closed His Eyes (PG-13) (hints at Jack/Ianto, angst warning)
Adam (PG) (Prototype for episodic Adam series)
Wish (ranges from PG to Hard R) (Multiple pairings)
Mastering Library Science (NC-17) (Jack/Ianto, hints at Gwen/Owen)
Taking Hold (NC-17) (Tosh/Ianto, hint of non-con)
Callsign: Deadman (PG)
Homesick (PG) (hints at Jack/Ianto)
Trick or Treat aka "Sweetness" (PG) (Jack/Ianto)
Oh, Pants (PG)
Bodies for Science (PG)
A Spoonful of Sugar (PG) (hints at Jack/Ianto, Owen)
Customary Strangeness (PG)
Y Llanc Glandeg Didrugaredd (R) (Ianto/Andy)
Interference (PG)
Appearances (PG)
Boys Lost and Found (PG-13) (Jack/Ianto)
Hypertension (PG-13) (Jack/Ianto) SPOILER WARNING FOR 2x02 - "Sleeper"
Dining In (PG-13) (Jack/Ianto)
Anger Management (PG-13)
Quite a List (R) (Jack/Ianto)
Inside We Never See (PG-13) (Jack/Ianto) SPOILER WARNING FOR 2x01 - "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"
Malthusian Growth (PG)
If I Am Missing or Dead (PG)
To Hold Life in the Palm of Your Hand (PG) (Jack/Ianto) SPOILER WARNING FOR 2x03 - "To The Last Man"

Prompt Table Fic
My stolen fanfic100 self-generated, custom table can be found here.

My Ianto/Andy un_love_you table can be found here.

So a while back, for my convenience, I nicked a 10/10 prompt table from fanfic100. I didn't much want to participate in the challenge as written, or bother with the community aspect but I liked the idea of trying to write 100 pieces that clock in at 100 words.

Problem is, I felt terribly guilty about stealing the table. I know, I know. So I built a new one, keeping some of the categories, but making sure that they didn't match up with the original.

So now, without further ado:

( 100 Useful (Not-So-Stolen) Things )