Reduced Torchwood Company Presents: Series Two Characterization in Thirty Seconds

Ready? And GO!

~ Curtain Opens. ~


Toshiko ex Machina: Any utterly unresolvable issue can be solved in minutes using the little box with the blue LEDs.

Ianto Jones is Still Smarter Than You: The difference is that now he reminds us every 45 seconds.

Jack Harkness Feels Your Pain: Insert soulful expression and meaningful hands-on contact here.

Sensitive Owen is Sensitive: He's got a little garden and everything.

Gwen Cooper Still Can't Follow Orders: What did you expect after leaving her in charge, Huh?

~ Fin. ~

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[Disclaimer: Don't take this as anti-S2 bitching. I am absolutely loving S2 so far. I just love poking fun at my favorite things once in a while.]