Meet the Meat

Title: Meet the Meat
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which Ianto is rendered nearly speechless, and Jack is unfazed. Blessedly short and shamelessly cracky. Written for the July 21 prompt at horizonssing.

( They’re cows. )

Clouds and Rain

Title: Clouds and Rain
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: R, possibly verging on light NC-17 for semi-graphic sex.
Notes/Summary: In which Ianto thinks too much about the weather, and Jack states the obvious. Written for the July 22 prompt at horizonssing.

( It is not at least a hundred degrees on the Plass, no matter what Jack says. )

It'll End in Tears #19: Not Wisely But Too Well

Title: "Not Wisely But Too Well"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This installment is in the NC-17 range for language, smut, and kink (D/s, sensation play, light bondage).
Notes/Summary: Part #19 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #16 on the un_love_you prompt table. Thanks to sanginmychains and demotu for giving this the sweet, sweet beta-fu. (Note: I did additional work on the ending before posting, so any errors in the installment are my own, and not the fault of my crack team of awesome betas.)

( The scenario is familiar, but not unpleasantly so. )