It'll End in Tears #31: "Broken Promises For Broken Hearts"

Title: "Broken Promises For Broken Hearts"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This one is in the PG-13 range for language.
Notes/Summary: Part #31 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and who knows where it goes on the table, really. Thanks to sanginmychains and resourceress for giving this the sweet, hot beta-fu.
FYI: As noted in a meta post, I'm breaking up the ending a little more than originally planned. We're now looking at 33 or 34 installments. Sorry about that.

( The vicious, man-eating alien is not, in Ianto’s view at least, the most remarkable thing about Gwen’s wedding. )