"The Direct Approach"

Title: "The Direct Approach"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Rating: Adult
Notes/Summary: Jack and Ianto solve a problem on the Plass, but not without getting a little bit sidetracked. Written for writerinadrawer round 3 challenge 5: side effects and your mother's advice.

( You don’t actually want to do this. )